Domoto Koichi, you win sir.

From Tegomass's appearance on SDK:

Tegoshi: *talking about when he was in elementary school* I'd run up behind the girls in my class and suddenly kiss them on the cheek.
Audience: Eeehh~?!
Tegoshi: My teacher called my mother and made her come to school.
Audience: Eeehh~?!
Koichi: Who said eeeh?
Tsuyoshi: *in a mocking voice* I wish I'd been in his class at school...!
Koichi: *to the audience* YOU CAN'T CHANGE REALITY!

XD Excellent. This calls for this:

Credit for the convo goes to newshfan.